TIGHTER!!!
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him that. Georgia
Tramp Stamped
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors. Oklahoma
I Guess Mommy Got The Truck
Unfortunately they don’t make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy! Nebraska
Everything Is More Fabulous In Texas
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it? Texas
