Does Your Sweater Come In A V-Neck?

Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate. Florida

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals. Idaho

Sanford And Son

How do you pile that much crap that high? It looks like something from a cartoon! Oklahoma

Penn And Teller

That doesn’t look like Teller, but then again they are comedic magicians so I’m not gonna fall for that old trick. Virginia