Red Box: A Family Portrait
Do you think they are going to rent ‘Red Eye’ or ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Red Dragon’ or ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ or ‘The Hunt for Red October’……okay I’m done. Ohio
Purple Army
I guess Walmart is the only place where you COULD wear purple camo pants and blend in! Tennessee
Let Down Your Hair
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that? P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes. Ohio
Farm Love
On that special day, nothing says ‘I Love You’ more than a Cow Limo with a big piece of sh*t on the trunk……although rolling up to prom in this limo is actually a pretty sweet idea. Indiana
