Obama’s Limo
Obama’s secret service limo?!?! Even the dead deer head on the roof looks like it’s embarrassed to be seen with this thing. Colorado
Mustache Ride
I didn’t know we were on the set of a gay porno!…….The cable is working great. No, my sink if fine. No, I don’t need a spotter. No, I’m not going in the sauna after my workout. Leave me alone please. Tennessee
Engine Flooded
I’ve seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans. This is the first time I’ve seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously want everyone to see his shoes! West Virginia
It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time
She must be on her way to her job as a back-up dancer for Salt-N-Peppa. Arkansas
