Throw Some D’s On It

So you wasted your money pimping out your car which isn’t even big enough to “f*** a b*tch” in? Like I’m going to take advice from a guy rollin’ on 13’s. Florida

Davey Crockett ’09

Don’t you think barbers/hairstylists need to learn how to say no? Honestly, someone obviously needs to save him from himself, or else he is just going to keep having his tails out for everyone! Texas

Marvel-ous

I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men. Missouri

Suspended

Technically those suspenders are working. You don’t normally see them used with jean shorts. Of course I usually don’t see a belly apron just hanging out to say “hi” either. Virginia