Hammer Time

We haven’t had a great mullet spotting on here for a while, so we figured we would come at you strong with this fantastic two-tone gem accompanied with what I believe to be some sort of awful hammer tattoo. Florida

Much Junk

Please stop acting like you don’t know how much junk you got in your trunk when you are picking out clothes. Because you know. Arizona

King Of The Wild Frontier

Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath. Texas