Flippin’ The Bird

How many people piss you off in a day that you feet the need to save yourself the trouble and just go ahead and get the middle finger etched into your head? Texas

From Russia With Jugs

Damn girl, just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you gotta trick everyone by letting your treats hang out. Unknown

Nail Filed Away

I should NEVER have to take a double take at your hand to determine whether you are holding a few snakes or have really long fingernails. Mississippi