Raiden: Walmart Style

This guy looks like he could roundhouse kick you from 3 aisles away. If I’m going to forward this pic to Mortal Kombat, we are gonna need a name for him. Pennsylvania

Good Old Days

Ummm, you don’t have any pants on. If you are trying to be patriotic with the red white and blue thing, it’s not really working for you. Tennessee

Chain Gang

I’m not even going to thing about pick-pocketing this guy. Honestly, where is that chain wallet going into because that doesn’t look like a pocket to me. Texas

Moulin Rouge

The real lady marmalade…..not the sexy french song version, the fruit preserve. Tennessee