Guns Don’t Kill People
Mullet? Check. Stupid drinking t-shirt? Check. Proud of it? Check. Armed? Hell Yeah! Utah
Wintery Mix
Hey buddy, while you are on your cool bluetooth could you call the optometrist for me because you have permanently screwed up my vision. You might as well make an appointment for yourself while you’re at it because it’s obvious that you can’t see either. Alabama
Out For A Jog
Nice wonder-bra. Now I just wonder why you think you don’t need to add a shirt to that outfit. Ohio
Party Hard
I can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time. Indiana
