G.I. Jane

Pssssst……we can still see you. Unfortunately. Nevada

My Name Is Autumn

Listen lady, I don’t want winter to come either but I’m pretty sure that no matter how good of a job you’re doing, you can’t scare it away. Delaware

I Got Plenty Money

Nothing says “baller” like some big-faced-hundreds on a shirt tucked into some camo shorts that are pulled up to your nipples……Look out Jay-Z. Florida

Honey Glazed Hams

I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don’t stop until it breaks. Indiana