Betty Oops

Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would regret that lower back tattoo because it won’t look sexy when you get older; this is what they meant. California

There’s An App For That

Well, apparently the spirits aren’t answering her calls anymore, so she figured she should probably get a new phone and switch coverage. I’m sure the iPhone has a “contact the spirits” application. California

Missing the Point

I guess a bathing suit cover isn’t as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to COVER! Nebraska