Purple Nurple
C’mon, even your mohawk is sloppy and unkempt. Connecticut
Judge Me By My Size, Do You?
Recommend do I, not putting Yoda on your jacket when short you are. Missouri
Buck Nutty
Warning: Education not included. Ohio
Raggedy Ann
That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy. Florida