Swamp Thing
Dude, you are by far the worst sniper in your class. It’s obvious that you are just not grasping the entire concept of hiding. Texas
Did You Bring Me A Monkey?
Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I feel the latter is more appropriate. Unknown
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Oh sorry buddy, I didn’t know you were in such a hurry to go shopping for a new TV that you had to haul ass out of the trailer without a shirt or pair of shoes. I’m pretty sure Vizio decided to make more than one TV to sell, but what do I know, right? […]
Rollin’ Out…Of Bed
Don’t worry Garfield, looks like you’re not the only one who hates Mondays. Tennessee
