Hand Full of PETA
That’s right people! Only in America do we still love wearing dead animals as hats even though modern advancements have made it possible for us to not be forced to rely on animal skins for warmth while we are out trapping for even more pelts. Missouri
Wayne Brady Makes Bryant Gumbel Look Like Malcolm X
Malcom X, strawberry milk, and short shorts…I’m sure Malcom would be proud. In all seriousness, why? Pennsylvania
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin
I’m hoping she is waiting there at the lost and found trying to find the other half of that shirt. Let’s all cross our fingers. Texas
Ain’t No Road Too Long
Two reasons to have a Waylon Jennings airbrushed jean jacket…….(1) You are Waylon Jennings and a creepy fan gave it to you, and….I can’t think of another reason. Maryland
