All Over The Place

Who wants to be the one to tell her those fake Ed Hardy looking tattoo sleeves don’t really go with those boots, because it’s not going to be me! Alabama

Ghetto Flab

I’m not even writing a funny caption. If you have been on this website before you know my opinion of black mesh. Apparently she isn’t a fan of our site or she would know better. Arizona

My White Momma

I figured Artie Lange would have better things to do than relive old Mad TV sketches. “Don’t make me break my foot off in yo ass!” Utah

Hey Girl Hey

He will smack the taste out a ho’s mouth, then do her nails! Texas