Party In The U.S.A.
Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends. Unknown
Here Comes Peter Cottontail
That literally sends chills down my spine due to its level of creepiness. He is so relaxed that it makes me uncomfortable. Florida
Hit Me Baby One More Time
“Who wouldn’t look good in a school girl outfit?” —-> Answer: See above. South Carolina
It’s Just For Decoration
If you asked me to pick one item off of him and tell you where you could go buy it, I would be so dumbfounded that I would collapse. New York
