Luke Dukes
How do you make jorts better? You pair them with a camo shirt. How do you make the jorts/camo shirt outfit better? You class it up with another pair of tighter jeans, high heels, and a studded belt. Work it Baby!! Mississippi
Cleanup On Aisle Five
So upon noticing this guy in his sweet green sweatpants and his tighty whities hanging out, the first thing that popped into my mind was obviously “This guy needs a bag of chili”. Kentucky
So Fresh And So Sheen
You just gonna put relaxer in your hair at the pharmacy line Playboy? Is that what’s goin’ down in the streets? Relaxin’ your hair? New Jersey
Her Juice Box Is Hanging Out
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon. Alabama
