Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips? Florida
Indecent Exposure
It’s probably a good hint to cover up your back when you notice packs of 13 year old boys constantly following you around the store with their hand in their pockets. Pennsylvania
Wabbit Season
You plan on stuffing someone into a woodchipper there Fargo? Indiana
They’re Not People, They’re Hippies!
It’s only fitting a gem like this is spotted in the crafts aisle. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to lie down because I’m getting lightheaded. Kansas
