The Hedgehog

What goes great with an outdated ponytail and creepy mustache? Yep, a groovy denim shirt. You nailed it. New Jersey

Today’s Special

Am I the only one completely surprised that her paranoid sign rant doesn’t make any sense at all? One would assume if you believe in something enough to put foil on your head, you would at least try to make a coherent sentence for us to read. New Jersey

Life After Death

I love it when you call me big pop-pa. Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player. Oklahoma

Caged Heat

I challenge you to think of a better animal to put in the back of a better ride. It can’t be done, so don’t waste your time. Arkansas