Express Yourself
You know there are easier and less painful ways to let everyone know you weren’t asked to Prom when you were younger. Texas
Perfect Cursive
Rirruto? – “Those are Z’s.” They look like R’s – “Rizzuto’s not a word he’s a baseball player!” Arizona
Patches O’ Houlihan
It’s amazing how badly this makes me want to skip Christmas. I get your intentions Dickie, but there is no Christmas joy being conveyed unto me by this. Nebraska
Golden Retriever
Oh hey, I have a fantastic idea. I’m going to walk around Walmart dressed like a creepy goblin that feasts on little children. Louisiana
