Lack Of Options
I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself? Kansas
Elfin’ Around
“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.” Georgia
I Now Pronounce You…
It was a real stylish wedding party. The bridesmaids wore flannel and the groomsmen wore some nice bright orange overalls. None of the deer in attendance could see them, but for everyone else it was quite special. Tennessee
Boxers Or Briefs?
How sad is it that being colorblind wouldn’t even be a valid excuse for rocking this mess? Pennsylvania
