A Perfect Fit

See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life. Maryland

In The Trenches

Well I can’t think of a good reason NOT to have an eagle and flames on my trench coat, other than the obvious one of having friends. Tennessee

Healthy Choice

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass. Louisiana

Black & Gold

C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that. Kentucky