Game Genie

Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever. I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something? YOU SUCK! North Carolina

Not So ‘Brite’

Yell at me all you want, but from my recollection, Rainbow Brite wasn’t that cool. Well, at least not cool enough to spawn all of these imitators. Michigan

Crash Into Me

Should some states increase the driving age? Ask the mother who sent this gem of her daughter’s escapades, only 1 hour after receiving her license. South Carolina