To Dye For
If I were a betting man, I think I would double down on the fact that she probably has a little poodle-type dog that just happens to be dyed purple. Indiana
Did You Kill A Cheetah?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CHEETAH PRINT FLOWERS!!!! Now what am I supposed to use to decorate my cougar den? Missouri
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
That thing on your shoulders would only be cool if there were live animals actually hiding under that pelt waiting for some unlucky person to jokingly grab a tail. Michigan
Head Over Heels
C’mon cross-dressers! If you are going to wear clothing of the opposite sex, at least give it your best effort. I mean, you obviously took the time to pick out that cute little skirt, but then BAM you ruin it with those beat up old black sneakers. I never thought I’d say this, but “Sir, […]
