The Grass Is Always Greener
I thought if I followed her I was going to find a pot of gold, but we only got as far as the exit when she turned around and flicked me off. Angry little things! New Hampshire
Nothin’ Butt Horseplay
Guess who’s back…back again…guess who’s back…..with his patterned back end. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, da da da. West Virginia
Wiggin’ Out
The only logical reason I can think of for dying your afro like that would be if you were a clown. But, assuming you are in fact a clown, why are you taking your job so seriously that you would dye your hair instead of putting on a wig? Maybe he just can’t make up […]
Wii Would Like To Play
Hey Paul Blart, thanks for protecting us all from the evil wizards and dragons you’re slaying on that Nintendo Wii game. I feel so safe now. Texas
