Be Happy With The Tip I Gave Ya!
Why do I feel like he should have a change cup and there should be a guy with him playing an accordion? Mexico
Trophy Wife
It looks like that cash register was awarded with the ugliest trophy ever. Texas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Not only did you bring a monkey to Walmart, but you are buying a Banana Keeper. I honestly can’t decide whether to high-five you or punch you in the stomache. Oklahoma
Lethal Combo
“Hey hunny, what should I wear with my awesome jorts-sweatpants combo?” How about that shirt you have which somehow manages to clash itself and your hat with the flames. Florida
