Not To Be
Are you just going to blatantly steal Shakespeare’s hat and wear it like it’s no big deal? Honestly, have some pride and get yourself a shirt with ruffles. Texas
Whoa!
I was wondering what Blossom was up to. Now if we can just find Joey Lawrence I can get some sleep at night. Texas
Eat Fresh
Well I’ve always said Subway sandwiches are all fillers and barely have any meat, usually leaving me unsatisfied. Missouri
Flippin’ Some Flapjacks
If you are short enough that a normal 5th grader would be able to look down at your business, then maybe it’s a good idea to take notice of gravity and cover up those sweater puppets. Florida
