Quilted Northern

Hey Patch Adams, I like your 1930’s clown suit. It makes me laugh and giggle, so I guess it still works. Unknown

Mow ‘Em Down

Nice! I assume you buy your shampoo in the lawn and garden section. Georgia

All About The Benjamins

In a few years when your pimp has to keep adding bills to your arm due to inflation you are going to regret that tattoo. Tennessee

Opposites Attract

You look like a former WWF wrestler that wants to eat me, and I like that about you! By the way, in between eating people you must be the COOLEST dude in the world, because that chick is smokin’. So do work. Unknown