Looney Tunes
Oh man, that Elmer Fudd is one sly dude! Giving up hunting that silly wabbitt and focusing on luring in Sylvester the puddy tat with a big Tweety Bird disguise is just sheer brillance! Indiana
Pull-Ups For Adults
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow it down buddy. It’s casual friday, which means you can lose the suspenders you have on those sweatpants. C’mon man, you’re making everyone else look bad. Georgia
Sharp Dressed Man
FYI, when your beard is long enough that you have to move it out of your way so you don’t pee on it is the international sign that you need a shave. Unknown
The Thinker
Maybe she just has so many deep thoughts that it was a necessity to have some sweet chin hair to stroke while she contemplates those things. Florida