Sombrer-No

What makes me think Poncho Villa here is locked and loaded to the max under that thing? On a side note, he totally disappoints with the lack of effort on the sombrero front. He had the potential to make a lasting impression! Georgia

In Dog We Trust

A Dog the Bounty Hunter book signing….sounds like an oxymoron. Actually having a Dog The Bounty Hunter book to be signed….sounds like a moron. Hawaii

A Pirate’s Life For Me

Oh!! It looks like Pirates of the Caribbean went horribly, horribly wrong! Not even close to a treasure! No to the Booty! Just take what you want and leave us all alone! Unknown

Save The Last Dance

Two newlyweds and their entire guest list at Walmart, yet I’m the one who gets odd looks for walking through their “dance floor” to get to the checkout. How about not having your first dance while I’m picking up toilet paper?! Michigan