Reader’s Digest
I know someone who’s looking to buy up all the Lady Gaga magazine covers! Tennessee
Ay Dios Mio!
Come on! That music is barely tolerable at Mexican restaurants and you want me to put up with it while I pick out underwear? Unless you give me a Corona, some chips and salsa, and a burrito you had better not come near me with that Mariachi band. Texas
Into The Wild
Why am I less creeped out by the huge dead raccoon on his head than I am of that power ‘stache? Washington