Clean On The Outside
Don’t have any room for your kid’s snacks in your purse? Eatable Undies are a convenient way to satisfy your kid’s hunger in an easy transportable way! Unknown
Betty Booped
Ah yes, the two piece Betty Boop outfit. This is what the kids today would refer to as “vintage” or “throwback” or “lives with 13 cats”. New Mexico
Trap Or Die
Hey Mr. Outdoorsman, if you insist on dressing like the West Virginia Mountaineer mascot, then I’m going to insist on making you hunt and trap for all your food instead of enjoying the convenience of Walmart. Kansas
Hands Behind Your Back
If you act naughty around this guy he will arrest you. You may not go to prison, but I have a feeling that what happens to you will be eerily similar to things that go down in prison. Louisiana
