De La Salsa
I have no idea what type of Spanish fire department is sponsored by the Raiders, nor do I know where you can get a pink Raiders scarf to go with it. All I know is that if i’m ever in New Mexico I kinda want to set something on fire to find out. New Mexico
The Abominable Ho-Man
The Abominable Snowman did a great job of covering up and blending in, but unfortunately they don’t make Timberlands in a size 58. But still, an “A” for effort Mr. Yeti. Kentucky
Polar Bear In Mind
Remember that YouTube video of the polar bear pooping in the pool at the zoo? North Carolina
Riiiiiiicola
With an outfit that would make Carrot Top blush at the magnitude of useless trinkets, you would figure he would finish it off with the proper footwear….plain white kicks? C’mon buddy, get out of the minor leagues will ya. Utah