Infringement
Is that circled leg jean fringe? I didn’t even know you could do that. It’s like a new line of Sesame Street Big Bird pants. Texas
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sometimes you have to go deep undercover. How do you think the queen of all homemakers Martha Stewart got caught? Texas
Red vs. Green
Okay it’s debate time people. Who wears ’em better (and by “better” we mean which one do you want to cut down at the knees less?) – Angry Red Monster or Goofy Green Girl? North Carolina
Eat Mor Chikin
Okay, I see you’re attacking the term “cowgirl” from all angles there, which I commend; however, I still don’t think that’s what your man meant when he said he liked cowgirl. Illinois
