Smells Like Rump

While Christmas shopping at Walmart,  my wife and I were standing in line waiting to check out.  There was a HUGE woman in front of us but we were not packed too tight where we had to be that close to her.  Since there were so few cashiers on duty,  we eventually became packed in […]

No Returns

Over the summer, my mom was waiting in line to return something at the customer service desk.  There was some crazy lady arguing with the cashier because she wanted to return a potted houseplant.  The clerk wouldn’t return the plant because she didn’t have a receipt, there were no tags or anything on the plant, […]

I Want It NOW!!!

We stopped by our local Wal-Mart one day to pick up some soda.  I don’t know how all the stores are set-up but at the few I’ve been to in southeastern WI, the soda is all the way in the back of the store.  As we were walking in there was a little boy with […]

T.M.I.

I’m 17, and I’m working at the front registers. I have a huge line, probably a dozen or so people. It’s business as usual until this one lady comes up to me. She a typical Walmart shopper: power mullet, Looney Tunes t-shirt, ratty sweatpants. After saying hello, she lays her crazy right out on the […]