Sperm & Eggs
I live in Honolulu where it is no secret we have a little bit of a meth problem. I was at Walmart buying shampoo when a woman wearing black leggings and an over sized t-shirt that said “Boss” inside a giant letter “E” approached me and explained to me how she was infertile. She then […]
Big Tuna
Eggplants love tuna. It’s why they grow so much. That’s a fact. California
Awkward…
Ok so I was with a couple of my friends and we were in the bathroom. We’re talking between the stalls like girls do, and we hear this voice. “Girls, can you help me?” I came out of the stall and while washing my hands, asked what the problem was. The lady in the end […]
What Goes Up…
You may call it gross, but she calls it multitasking. I would love to see you operate both the upper and lower levels of that machine with a shirt covering your gut….can’t be done. North Carolina
