Pieces Of You

Don’t you hate it when you’re on your way to the communial showers and you realize you need to go pick up that 6 year old Jewel cd? Me too. Florida

Staff Infection

This is the rudest wedding invitation that I have ever received, but the best wedding I’ve ever attended. Florida

Panty Raid

How is it that I know you’re wearing underwear, but I’m not sure you are wearing pants? Did you look at your front and say “Oh, check out my big black crotch line, lookin’ good.” Florida