Poppin’ Fresh

You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something. Oklahoma

Bam! Pow! Boom!

Well I suppose Comic book store employees grow old and retire too. Kentucky

Strawberry Shortcake

So she lives in Barbie’s Dream House, uses an Easy Bake Oven and drives around in her Power Wheel; You grew up, have a miserable job and pay taxes. Who’s the goofy one? Missouri

Iggy Pop

Fact: Everybody knows that iguanas love tire swings. Wikipedia that shit. Arizona