Poppin’ Fresh
You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something. Oklahoma
Bam! Pow! Boom!
Well I suppose Comic book store employees grow old and retire too. Kentucky
Strawberry Shortcake
So she lives in Barbie’s Dream House, uses an Easy Bake Oven and drives around in her Power Wheel; You grew up, have a miserable job and pay taxes. Who’s the goofy one? Missouri
Iggy Pop
Fact: Everybody knows that iguanas love tire swings. Wikipedia that shit. Arizona