Bring Your Green Hat
I used to work at Walmart, and there was this older woman who would come in once or twice a week, dressed to the nines like she was headed to church. She always wore these bright colored skirt suits with matching, bizzare hats. She’d get a cart and walk around the store shopping for different […]
Oh, Christmas Tree…
It was the first week of January, about 2 or 3 years ago, I had to make a return at Walmart of some garbage gift someone gave me and while I waited on a long return line I noticed 3 different people returning artificial Christmas trees. First I thought, “these trees must be poorly made […]
Seymore Butts
Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear. If there are none in there, well you’re at a store that sells underwear. Problem solved. I would move on to pants but I don’t want to get too far ahead for you, and it seems like if there is more than […]
