Mohawk & Frohawk
I’m going to have to give the edge here to Shamus O’Toole because of the sweet Abe Lincoln chinstrap, but that’s just me. Texas
No Sex In The Champagne Room
She said she was gonna f*** for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we’re gonna make her holla for a dolla. Tennessee
Where’s The Beef?
I was in the customer service line at a local Walmart. A very loud, saggy-skinned lady was at the counter attempting to talk the clerk into returning something. It turns out it was a big chunk of meat… no wrapper, no receipt, just a piece of meat in a non-Walmart grocery bag. She got tired […]
‘Bare’ Grylls
Alright buddy, lose the jeans underneath the capri pants, grab a pair of flip flops and head to the beach. You earned it. Washington
