Bonding Time
I was shopping with my girlfriend and had to piss. I go into the bathroom and start pissing in one of the urinals. A dude was in the stall next to me. He was shitting. Very loudly. While he shat, he laughed hysterically and yelled: Dude: “You like that, Garret? AHAHAHA!!! You like it?!!!” Kids […]
Can I Try This On?
This was several years ago, when I went to Walmart with my mom. We were browsing through the clothes and I actually found a few things I wanted to try on. When I walked over to the fitting rooms in front of me there is another customer asking to use the ladies fitting room holding […]
You Might Be A Redneck If…
…Your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. Kentucky
