Just Dance!
It’s Salsa night at the retiement village; and I’m not talking about the one they have to put their teeth in to eat, but the one where they use their teeth as clacking instruments. Pennsylvania
Jo-Ann Fabric
Oh yeah sure, I would definitely trust your color and fabric selection. It’s so obvious you are an expert at picking out winners! I’m sure that green will make a delectable wedding dress or something. Hawaii
Poppin’ Pills
When I worked at wal-mart, there was this understanding that if cold pills somehow got past our registers and we didn’t card, we would get fired. This included computer errors. So a woman comes up to the register with a box of cold pills. I ring up the purchase, but it doesn’t ask for any […]
Mrs. Ed
Why even bother trying to tame that wild horse? Maybe people will be more outraged when they see her tied to a hitching post outside. Pennsylvania
