Body Movin’
You aren’t Cher, and this isn’t Studio 54. Go home and un-embarrass yourself pronto. Texas
Crack Is Whack
You may trust God, but please also trust me. That’s not the proper way to “sag” your pants, I don’t care what those gangsters down the street tell you. North Carolina
Goin’ Back To Cali
My guess is he was trying to buy a bag of his own feces. California
The Cat’s Meow
Things that should be done more – self portrait bedazzling. Just so you know how crazy you actually look….with more glitter. Florida