All Mixed Up

I worked at walmart for a little over two years, and in that time I was not exactly a model employee, though my apparent seniority had me training all the new people in the back room. I trained most of them to treat the customers like farm animals and never pay them any real attention. […]

Fish Tales

I was an associate for a few years and often stocked the pets department. A woman once asked me if Walmart sold life preservers for fish.

Just Precious

Gandalf took some time off and traveled the country, wound up in California, got really into the atmosphere there, found out they had medical marijuana, discovered longboarding, and pretty much forgot all about those little hobbits. California

Like A Glove

Taking “Tighty Whitey” to a whole new level ain’t ‘cha? I can’t really say I’m a fan and I’m not even going to bring up Labor Day… Mississippi