Hey Ladies Drop It Down

Dear Texas, knock it off with this “everything is bigger in Texas” motto. There is no reason that it needs to apply to a belly dancer. Texas

Polly Want A Cracker?

While I am not a frequent WM shopper, I will occasionally pick up a roll of paper towels or Windex there. In our WM it is often easier to cut through the produce/food department to get to cleaning supplies since the main aisle is often clogged up with fatties looking at super deals on chips […]

Parking Lot Picnic

Let’s start by saying I loathe Wal-Mart. It takes an act of congress to get me near one…..or an act of my girlfriend. Anyhoo…..there are times that fate brings me our local store. Franticaly looking for a last minute gift late one evening, I find myself in a traffic jam in the store parking lot. […]

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?

Is that Rod Stewart? Is Rod Stewart checking out meat at Walmart? Oh, that’s not Rod Stewart? Then he just looks stupid without being famous. Georgia