The Bus Stops Here

I feel like any minute now a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a Stop sign on it. Tennessee

Inch By Inch

I didn’t get the memo that it was booty poppin’ day! The good news is that it is still early enough to participate. So c’mon everyone, drop those jeans down a few inches and act like you don’t feel that person behind you staring. Utah & West Virginia

Panty Raid

I was working at a Walmart outside of Baltimore. This very pale faced and shaking middle aged woman comes up to me. She doesn’t say a word, but in one hand she’s holding a pair of panties by the hanger. In the other was a glob of gooey stuff. I knew right away what it […]

Trickin’ Out

Sir, you’re not even trying to be discrete, and she is obviously off the clock. You wouldn’t ask a McDonald’s employee for a cheeseburger if you saw her at Home Depot or something would you? Have some respect for boundaries. Florida