Family Values

They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re all together ooky, the Addams Family. Florida

Fall Out Boy

Sugar, we’re going down, down to Walmart to buy Ashlee Simpson some talent. Florida

Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear

I think this was the first time in history that the phrase “my penis has sideburns” was used as a pickup line. Texas

Care-A-Lot

That would be a sweet work uniform if your job was to babysit the Care Bears. Kansas