Loudmouth

You are like a female John Daly with that outfit. I LOVE it. California

Color Me Bad

I would like to officially nominate those pants for worst color option EVER! Are you serious with that? “Hey let’s get skin tight pants, make them in sizes where the words ‘skin tight’ should be off limits, and then produce them in a flesh color.” You should be fired for that idea. Louisiana

Hawaiian Punch

Who’s got two thumbs and likes to party?! This guy! So go grab some wine coolers ladies and head to my house because my mom will be at bingo and we will have the place to ourselves! Whoooo! Florida

Cheddar Bob/Plaxico Burress

As I was just about to go to the checkout lane at my local Wal-Mart when I heard some yelling. I hurried to the front to see what was going on. A large group of gangsta wannabes (mind you it’s NH so yes they were all white kids between 16 and 20) arguing. The argument […]