Velour-ious
There is a difference between “These clothes are the sh*t” and “These clothes will make you look like sh*t”. California
His Teeth Were Made Of Wool
George Washington, one of our founding fathers, needs to start shopping smarter because he just found out he isn’t quite worth what he used to be. Oklahoma
Oil Me Up
I’ve had the displeasure of working as a mechanic for the Wal-Mart Tire and Lube Express (TLE) attached to our local Wal-Mart for about a year now. Yesterday, this 40-something year old lady came in driving a 2009 Nissan Altima, beautiful car, very nice, 32k miles, pretty much brand new. Trouble is, I heard the […]
Bananas In Pajamas
Your sense of fashion is Bananas, B-A-N-A-NA-S! How ’bout next time monkey see, monkey don’t. Alabama
