Hamburglar On The Loose
I don’t really know why Magic School Bus Lady is always at Walmart, because I don’t think they have any of the clothes she wears, nor do I know where you can find any of the things she wears. Florida
Reindeer Games
I like to imagine there is a tiny reindeer in your crack and those are his magical antlers. Not sure if that was your plan, but then again I’m not real sure if you even thought that tattoo through before executing. Texas
Status Update
It is not romantic to post love/marriage fantasies on a public Facebook profile of your bride to be. Especially when the fantasies take place at Walmart. Here is the post: As we were holding hands and walking through Walmart tonight, I realized that I’ll be walking through Walmart with you for the rest of my […]
Pimpin’ With Willy
Young man, you have no idea how much you have to learn. You couldn’t have possibly picked a better man to learn from. Willy has forgotten more about pimpin’ than the average man even knows to begin with. Florida
